So, my monocultural friend, you are confronted with a page in a non-English language. Someone has sent it to you (not a spammer) with recommends that it is cool/funny/insightful/shocking/blue/tasty/etc.
What do you do??
A) Allow eyes to roll up into head. Oh No, language that is not English! Does not compute! Quickly shut browser and/or burn computer monitor to remove affronting content.
Or do you
B) Translate the page (probably not very well) and enjoy the magics that is Tech Nolo Gee!
How, you may ask, does one command the wisdom of the sages to perform such a feat? Or maybe you just grunt.
First, get Google toolbar. Probably it has nephariosuly installed itself already onto your browser, Internet Explorer or Firefox.
Second, go here
Third, scroll down to about mid-page, find the language you want (English), and drag that button up to your browser.
Fourth, give the bird to the tower of Babylon, you are master of all languages!
Finally, now that you are empowered, go back through aaaaall of my blog and check out the Dutch links.