Thursday, January 19, 2012

When Attack Babies ATTACK!

AIA Presents: Strategies for Increasing Your Blog Content: #1 - Press the Publish button.Yes, this was supposed to go out yesterday but apparently willing it to be so does not yet make the post actually get posted.

I have been making a concerted effort to take more photos. The results are not good - but they are prolific. Like many of the digital age, I like to mask lack of quality with abundance. And witty captions. However, I did manage to capture our ferocious, expert trained Attack Baby making mince meat of this innocent, slow moving (read: pre-coffee) citizen. Keep your eyes open National Geographic subscribers! I'm waiting for the call any day now....


Sizing up the victim

Notice gigantic TOTALLY ADORABLE WANT TO EAT THEM UP cheeks. These are actually, uh, aerodynamic. Balance her out when she is flying through the air to spring on her opponent.


Innocent bystanding citizen notices Attack Baby - but it's too late!

Attack Baby attacks - straight for the jugular! Oh the humanity, I have to turn away for a moment.
Attack Baby emits special Cute Baby hormones to lull her victim into a smiling complacency by drooling sort of all over them. This makes the final blow much easier to administer. Takes years of training - her baby kung foo is very strong.
Attack Baby, gloating over her victim, savoring another glorious triumph in battle.

Oh sh*t, she's spotted us
Argggg, she's coming for us next!




5 comments:

Dad said...

I kind of like the second to the last bit as Attack Baby rips a piece of cheek of her victim.

alexis said...

Don't F with our muchkin, she is a mean brute! :)

Lakeview Coffee Joe said...

Like a cheetah! Cute, but you don't want to mess with her. What a stalker.

Lauren said...

Love it! More photos!

Gill - UK said...

By the time I've looked at the photos I'm aware that I have a smile on my face - my good hormone levels must have shot up. Munchkin is growing up so fast.